Tuesday, March 29, 2011

A joke to destress

This post actually is just a joke, some may think it unnecessary but for me its just a piece of joke..just go straight to the joke, don't think bout something else [though u may have..haha]..so, enjoy..


My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Did you get the joke? if u didn't it shows how naive you are....good 4 u!!!

*ps: this story is not mine at all, I had copy and paste it WITH the approval of the owner of a blog..dunno where he get this funny shit but I dun care ;-)..



Sunday, March 27, 2011

BODOH, BIJAK, KURANG AJAR???

Korang kenal x Nora Danish?..haa,bkn pasal die pon ni..ahaha[lawak man ye]..nk kongsi cite pasal Remy Gailard..klu sape2 yang dah tau,sshhh,wat2 la excited,haha..ni bg y x tahu, Remy ni mamat perancis y suka wat prank kat org..nk kta prank pon x la sngat, wat naye org kot..bnyak je video2 die dlm Utube,da mcm artis dah..penah la die ni wat gila tahap dewa, masa 2002 Coupe de France (cup utk football di perancis), ms tgh2 org dok angkat piala ramai2, die nyamar masuk padang jadi player jgk..bijak..prank2 die ni,klu kite tgok mmg lawak, tp y terkena kompem sakit ati, blh bawak gaduh pun kann..nk kata die ni bijak, ak x stuju, bodoh pn x stuju, tp y pasti terhibur la dgn video2 die..sbb hati kering, wat macam2 kat public..haha..

ahaa, die punye motto hidup is, C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui ("It is by doing whatever, that one becomes whoever...")..layan slh satu video bangang remy neh.,cantekk perangai.




DON'T BE SAD (^_^)

Entry kali ni ditujukan kpd seseorang tp semua pn blh bace,x mrh pn..hee..utk pengetahuan anda2 semua, kami menguruskan blog ini bersama [walaupun xde ape2 lagi kan..wakaka]. Nak dijadikan ceritanya, admin sorang lagi dah bersusah payah dok mengedit mendecorate blog ni,aku sesedap nasi goreng tom yam je ubah balik,mcm hak persendirian je..huhu..aku saje je carik2 dlm tenet template2 y berkenan, jumpa install je la..x patut pn aku wat gituh..sorry ye"anda". N becoz of that, i dedicate this just for you...

A Rose For You

As sure as the moon is in the sky
As sure as the ocean is between you and I
As sure as two hearts that touched across the sea

I offer truth from my heart to you from me
A heart that you've touched
In such an amazing way
A touch that doesn't seem to go away

I offer you a rose
Each petal an apology
With three words that stem
from the deepest part of me

I am sorry



Friday, March 25, 2011

SOMETHING ABOUT ME..haha..got it?

wakakaka...

FIRST XI...

Utk entry kali neh, pasal bola..haaa..nak dikatakan aku ni pemain bola sepak, mmg x..tapi aku suke main nya pun kan..tgk?aaaamatlah suke tgk bola..dikira addicted jgk la..x kesah la x reti main pn, asalkan ambe bahagia..haha..mcm makhluk2 lain jgk,aku minat certain2 footballers..klu y da taraf2 legend, Zidane definitely will be my choice..mmg bg aku die terbaeks la..bsides him, I will choose Maldini..no nonsense defender, great tackler n great leader..but, entry kali xmo ckap pasal legends [x bcakap pn,tulis], tpi player yang still main..there are from several clubs around the world..so here's my first 11 of mine..ooh,btw, formation 4-5-1..

GK: Joe Hart
A young Englishman who is currently play for Man City..A very good keeper with bright future ahead..pmain muda lagi, tp dah bagus..nk dikatakan la,kalo tgk position city kat liga, bnyk depend pd performance hart ni..kalo die kat arsenal kan bagus...wakaka


CB: Nemanja Vidic
A very3x hard man..jenis yang mmg cuak nk go toes to toes..huh..tackle baek, bola on air baek..mmg pakej lengkap la utk jadi defender..x takut org, kalo nk block shot,xdan kaki rusuk pn die bagi..superb..


CB: Rio Ferdinand
Haaa, ni player favourite aku gak neh..skang da kurang bagus sbb injury n age factor..tp die ttp bg influence y baik utk team..1st football player y ak minat..mase die kna gantung sbb kes dadah 8 bulan, Man United mmg truk,position tgh2 table kot..time die balik, trus mantap..dts why..perfect match for Vidic at the heart of defensive area..


FBL: Leighton Baines
Player lama y baru naik n baru ak nk minat..main ntok Everton, baines mmg antara letf back terbaik kat EPL..slain dari ability to tackle n defend, free kick die power..perghh baik bak hang..haha..


FBR: Bacary Sagna
Org kate bia x ensem tapi bagus..ni haa abg Sagna kita..skali tgk ada mcm predator,2x tgk mmg sah2 la predator..pahal la ko wat rmbut gitu Sagna weh..huh..tp ap2 pn, mmg ak suke die main..laju, tackle pn ok, crossing baik..mase awal2 masuk Arsenal,tros take over RB position n bertahan smpi skarang..keep up a good job Bacary.


DM: Gennaro Gattuso
Seorang player yang "gila" and give everything on pitch..dats him, Gattuso..zman kegemilangan beliau da lpas, tp masih bermain lg..klu ms tahap trbaik dlu, defender boleh goyang kaki je, x lepas dgn die ni..satu midfield die conquer..even the best player, CR7 pn x ley wat apa masa C.League 2006 if x mistaken..


AM: Samir Nasri
Fleet footed player..enjoy to watch and skill full..bgi aku,pling suka tgk nasri main..penah tgk kupu2 terbang x, mcm tu la nasri main..smooth je cra dia..utk masa skrg player pling ak suka..season ni [2010/2011] is season terbaik dia..n the good news is he is a Gunner..haha


CM: Jack Wilshere
1st time muncul masa pre-season last year..scored in Emirates Cup but then loaned to Bolton..mmg die blaja bnyak kot kat Bolton sbb season ni regular for Arsenal team n got call up for his country..proved a great footballer, even vs the best team barcelona..he's MOTM for 1st leg..dpt pujian melangit drpd semua n mmg bakal the best la..show no fear utk fight anyone [fight football la]..guess what, he's only 19..


LW: Gareth Bale
Drpd left back ke left winger..peningkatan Bale mmg mcm meteor la,laju dan cepat..dr surut ke pasang..mmg dh minat lama dh, since he was at southampton lagi dh..masuk buku wisel pasal free kick y ala2 Beckham..tapi turning point to his career is when he scored hatrick against Inter Milan..memperbodohkan bek kanan trbaik dunia,Maicon..classy..


RW: Arjen Robben
Dapat gelaran "glass man" psal slalu injured, tpi if he fit, don't play2..mengelecek dh mcm kita mkn nasik dah..bantu Belanda ke final world cup africa, aku rasa skang ni die la RW y aku suka..hmm,msti rmi y kata cristiano/messi/nani/giggs/whoever la lagi bgus dr both my chosen winger, BUT, ini first 11 ak..hehe..sory k..


ST: Thierry Henry
Wlupn dah smpi thap legend, tp sbb faktor dia still lg main utk klab, so ak pilih ide la..HENRY.. mmg player y mnakjubkan lah pun kann..dulu klu ada je nmpak nama die dlm team sheet, msti lwan gentar..rekod gol pn superb,smpi ratus2 gol..all time favourite striker in Highbury/Emirates..jatuh career die time masuk barcelona, mcm biase lah, barca suke rosakkan player arsenal kan..haha [sory k barca fan,but its proven]..

So,this is my XI..ad lagi y minat tpi stakat ni,blh fikir dyorang ni je..sape y stuju angkat tgn,sape x stuju sila2 la listkan ur XI k..with pleasure ;-)


SUZURAN'S GRADUATE BUFFALO!

hah,1st entry aku..sape2 y da tgk muvie crow zero 1&2 tau la ape tuh suzuran..main point nk higlightkan dalam entry ni is, "bersatu teguh bercerai roboh" atau dlm bhs latin die "2gether we stand divided we fall"..cite die cenggini, ank seladang kot, kene aqiqah dgn singaS [sbb ade dlm 5 eko kot]..mak bapak x ckup tnah lari..dlm nk kene qeqah tu, kene lak ngan buaya,mmg x la..haha..ni mmg da mcm tlepas mlut singa msuk mlut buaya la..tapi, bile dah ketetapan dr tuhan kate die x mampos hr tuh,x mampos gak..korang layan la sndiri video neh..sumber utube ye..wakaka.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

Pencuci mulut



Aku open blog ni dgn Alhamdulillah syukur pd ALLAH..ntah tetibe nk wat blog kan..blog ni pasal mende???pasal mende2 j la y ak rase nk post..ap y ak rsa menarik tu,ak post..y tertarik tu nanti,time kaseh..hehehe..nk speaking??sikit2 la, nti silap grammar kang,ade y marah plk..okeh..xmboh narat lagi awal2 ni..takat ni je..n utk pengetahuan, "narat" is merapu dalam BM formal ye..sekian.