Assalamualaikumwarahmatullahiwabarakatuh...

     Hehe, xmboh salam 1malaysia, salam biasa da cukop. Nampak x pics atas tuh, 2 gambor berbeza. Seko po’ke/tokek, seko lagi nyamuk. Skrg ni sume nk kaya cepat, tokek la mangsanya. Aku pn berangan dapat tokek besar kucing. Hahaha. Tokek ni klu sape x tau sebnarnya ialah  klik (hoh ambek,bace sdiri,mlas nk xplain). Punye la laku tokek ni sampai dalam ceruk hutan pn orang gi cari, x aman hidup beliau.

 Masuk bab nyamuk. Huff, ade sape2 y suke nyamuk? Xdop rasenye. Tu la, aku harap nyamuk ni ade la pengkaji2 jumpe khasiat nyamuk ni. Mgkin blh jadi ubat penyakit apa2, mna la tau. Klau la btol, ramai y kaya dan bebas aedes la. Blake pakat cari nyamuk plk. Hahaha. Semua pakai kelambu belubang tido, pagi esok serkup, timbang jual. Pergh, masyukk. Klu seko 50en pn aku sanggup.haha. salam,tu je. Malas dah. Btw, ni rege tokek terkini klau sape2 ade nk jual(jgn cari aku.)

Harga tokek pada January 2011 :

220gram =RM3,000.00-RM5,000.00

230gram =RM5,000.00-RM8,000.00

250gram =RM8,000.00-RM15,000.00

280gram =RM10,000.00 - RM30,000.00

300gram =RM150,000.00-RM200,000.00

350gram =RM200,000.00 ke atas

400gram =RM300,000.00 ke atas

500gram-999gram =RM1,000,000.00-RM5,000,000.00

1000gram- ke atas =RM6,000,000.00- RM50,000,000.00

Gunner Season Review [own]

With two games left for the season, Arsenal looks set to finish 3rd. But if they lose to Villa and Blackpool,Manchester City can pip them. This season Arsenal had been through inconsistent season where they fall in every competition just in a period of 2 month (if i’m not mistaken). Undeserved lose to Birmingham FC in Carling Cup Final was the start of everything. Humiliated by Barcelona at Nou Camp, lost to Manchester United whose fielded a pack of player they should easily beat and lost points in league.

The fallen may be come with something great this season with the emergence of Jack Wilshere, Djourou, Scezny and Song. Not to be forgotten the in form Samir Nasri and lethal finisher of Robin Van Persie.

Weaknesses:
1.As every gooner can see and watch, the major point of the fall is defensive problem. It had been the problem for many seasons after the Invincible era. Djourou and Koscielny had formed a good partnership at the heart of the defence, but they are not consistent enough. For some games, they made silly mistakes,eg Final carling cup. For Squilacci, he had not up to the expection whom Wenger bought to bring experience,calmness and credibilty at the back, but he himself had been struggling. Arsenal is short of option for defender where they only have Vermaelen,Djourou, Squilacci and Koscielny as their senior defenders. For a club who always have bad luck with injury, they need more reliable backup.

2.       Determination. This is a serious problem that i can see. The like of Fabregas, Diaby and  Arshavin play without passion. The match against Barcelona away, Almunia claimed that some players just walking and i sure Fabregas is in the list.

3.       Finishing. They are known as a team who play beautifull football, short pass, eye catching football or whatsoever but they can’t produce enough goals. Chamakh form cannot be reliable, waste of chances, just like Bendtner. The only reliable goal scorer this season are Samir Nasri and mighty Robin Van Persie.

4.       Many more..sight..

Next season?

                It will be more difficult for Arsenal to challenge for trophies, or even trophy(just hope not another trophyless). With Manchester City in the champion league, for sure there will be many stars arrive there. The like of Manchester United,Spurs,Liverpool and Chelsea are all look great to compete for the league next season.

Everyone will expect Wenger to buy some new players and sell some. So do i. Yes, Wenger nee to sell some to make room for other. Under perfomance ‘star’ need to be shown the exit door. My “list” goes to Diaby, Bendtner, Arshavin, Almunia, Denilson, Squilacci and Fabregas. All of them had contribute so much and will be appreciated. Fabregas had lost his desire to play, even Wenger able to convince him to stay for another season, he’ll not play full hearted, we all can see.

With Wenger, i can’t hope for 40mil signing for a player, that will be impossible. But even in small transfer kitty, he can still strenghten the squad. Goalkeeper no need changes, just hope that Scezny and Fabiansky develop well. Defender? The best choice for me is Christoper Samba. He has the physical attribute, determined player and CHEAP. He will not takes time to adapt because he has been in the league for many seasons and doing well. Another players will be Jagielka and Leighton Baines. Both from Everton. Jagielka, same with Samba has what it takes to play for Arsenal, plus experince. Baines can offer more, set piece (free kick). Some says that we already have the best left beck in the league in Clichy,yes we have, but not enough. With the arrival of Baines, Clichy can work harder to claims first 11 and so do Baines. For midfielder, i just hope West Ham relegate and they can snap the service of Scot Parker. An influential defensive midfielder who can bring what had been lost in Arsenal, true leadership. Striker? We have RVP,Chamakh and Vela. Lets hope Chamakh and Vela fully prepared for next season because they have what it takes to be as good as RVP. Maybe Odemwingie as partner for RVP.

And not to be forgotten, full change of medical department. LOL. They had been issues with injury season by season so that pointed out the weakness of medical department of Arsenal. Maybe there are some problem about it. Keep that in mind. Thanks for reading.  

bersama bersama bersamamu...

bersamamu walau kemana jua, lautan dalam ku redah,

gunung tinggi bukan pemisah, antara kita...

haaa,sape2 xleh nk teka ni ape ke bendanya bersamamu neh, ni la lirik lagu iklan Digi. Bkn ape, tgk pade lagu dan iklan, sampai ke bulan pn ade line digi, dalam laut pon ade..tapi,pergh,jadah..cam harem..kat bandor pn dok line in line out je..blom msok utan panjat gunung lagi..iklan nk best je..huh!!2 je la nk ngabo nye..rezak ngat pon..hee..apa2 pun,layan video ni,mmg *&*%# gile,tp aku like..haha

History Fact Propaganda

"Bila disebut kisah cinta Shah Jahan dan Mumtaz Mahal,semua pasti terpegun dengan kuasa cinta mereka. Si maharaja sanggup membina sebuah makam yang amat indah yang tiada tolok bandingnya,diberi gelaran Taj Mahal. Sebuah binaan yang kini antara 7 benda ajaib dunia dibina atas dasar cinta. Apabila siap dibina, Shah Jahan mengarahkan hukuman pancung ke atas Ustaz Ahmad Lauhari (arkitek) dan semua penukang yang terlibat dipotong tangan2 mereka supaya tiada bangunan yang setanding dibina lagi. Itulah sejarah yang tertulis."

"Sejarah Melaka bermula dengan pengasasan Kesultanan Melaka oleh Parameswara, seorang bangsawan Srivijaya dari Palembang, pada tahun antara 1400 hingga 1403. Sewaktu Parameswara sedang memburu, tiba-tiba seekor pelanduk putih dengan gagahnya menendang anjing baginda hingga jatuh ke laut. Baginda terpegun dengan peristiwa ganjil itu lantas berpendapat bahawa tempat itu sangat sesuai untuk dijadikan tapak negeri. Mengikut kepercayaan orang Melayu pada zaman itu, kejadian ganjil seumpama itu melambangkan permulaan suatu pekerjaan yang akan menghasilkan kejayaan."

Dua kisah sejarah seperti yang kite blaja kan..semua mesti tahu kisah parameswara & shah jahan ni... the question is, is it really happen atau ada yang mereka cipta atau memutar belit fakta. Even yang mula2 memperkenalkan sejarah2 ni semua x hidup sezaman dengan mereka, mcm mna mereka blh tahu detail?..Ttg shah jahan potong tgn n bunuh arkitek beliau, sekadar berkongsi cerita, sorang hamba Allah (yang amat aku percaya) melawat India as well as Taj Mahal. Die ni tnye la sorang penduduk tempatan, btul ke hal potong2 bunuh arkitek ni. Dgn muka merah than marah, penduduk tu cakap Shah Jahan ialah alim ulamak masa zaman tu, mustahil dia boleh buat perkara mcam tu..full stop!..so,sejarah menipu atau realiti?

Pasal parameswara plk, sorang individu hamba Allah ni jgk pegi la kat Indonesia,Palembang. Tempat asal parameswara spt dlm buku sejarah. Dia saje tnye pasal parameswara kat pnduduk sana, n amazingly, pnduduk tempatan pn mcm bengong x pernah dgr nama tu..ajaib kan..hee..sejarah kita dok puja tu,pembukaan melaka..btul2 ke?..so sape2 pn xleh nk tahu sume ni btul2 sejarah atau rekaan je..x tertulis dalam al-quran pn klu nk pastikan..mgkin cuma propaganda..mungkin la,x kate kompem..terrrrpulang..peace ;-)

Never Say Never?

Untuk yang minat Justin Bieber, beliau telah tukar karier menjadi pemain bola sepak..haha,kidding..He's not a new signing for Barcelona CF k, cuma training je..Klu ak pn nk training kelab mcm ni,tp kene ade single ala2 'baby baby' dulu la kot..tgk pada gaya justin xde la bangku sangat die main, ok pe..ade la style player tuh,cuma nmpak kekok je..salu menari kot,tu la pasal..haha..[x lawak eh?]btw,die tuh kidal klu prasan,style la klu player kidal..bagi aku la....apa2 pun,layan je la video die main ni hah,ckap lebat pun x guna.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Apa yang korang piker bila bace tajuk entry kali ni. (boleh bace ke) Pada aku nampak macam something mencarut..haha..nope, ianya adalah nama kepada sebuah bandar di Wales. Tak percaya? -Google here- Sape la yang terpikir nak wat nama bandar macam ni kan..huh..dalam banyak2 nama yang ada kat dunia ni name yang ni jgk die berkenan..ataupun die sengaja nk naye generasi akan datang, (sekarang la) nk sebut nama bandar snirik. Apa yang aku nak cakap kat sini bukan pasal sejarah bandar tu, bia la. Tapi nak bagitau perkara2 yang akan jadi rumit yang mungkin jadi disebabkan nama bandar ni.

• Time nak isi borang apa2 pun mmg naya la,yang baru lepas SPM nk isi borang matrik ke, kene tarik diri awal2 pasal x cukup borang..haha.
• Interview pun same gak. Contoh, penemuduga “kamu tinggal kat mana ye?” answer, “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”. Terbelit lidah nak sebut tuh.
• Nak wat panggilan bomba sebab rumah terbakar cthnya,rumah da tinggal satu tiang je lagi baru la selesai kol. Dah tu, bomba nk sebut & tulis punya la susah. 

   Dah2 la tu, xkn semua aku nk reka kot.haha. kalau ada penduduk2 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch yang terbaca pasal ni, mintak maaf bnyak2 eh.hee.saje je ni, sekadar gurauan semata. Actually, every name given has the significance. Chill.

Money Friendship Love and . . .

There's a saying says,"money is the root of all evil", there's also a saying says "everything is money but money is not everything", even there's a saying says "no money we are nothing" and there's a lot more sayings about money.

It is proven now, money is everything. You have money then you own the world. Some says money can't buy love. bullshit!. Money can't buy friendship? that's even BULLSHIT!!. Friends can change in a blink of eyes. what the hell is going on in this world today,NO, the world is fine and always, the people are fucked up!!. and it's not about money either. It's all about the people. True love, true friendship, are 'they' exist?. YES, there are such thing in this world but you have to find it, really2 find it. Some may found, some may keep searching but some can just give up. If you are not that type of friend or lover, then give up, u'll never find it.

When u sincerely want to make friend, u'll end up to have true friends, but if  you have 'intention', then DEMMYUH!!

"Do what people do to you,don't what people don't"..
(aku dah merepek abes dah ni,arghhhh,gilo2)..bye!!!

*ps: ignore my grammar mistakeS, but if u can't let it go u can correct it. tengs!

Laugh is the best medicine

Well everybody loves jokes but no one like to be fooled...Lets ev a tour..cmon

how to "save" fire victim

it is not good to be too clever......sight

???

 mom, please give me proper name, they make fun of it T_T

 gotcha!!

i'm off off duty *^%$#

A joke to destress

This post actually is just a joke, some may think it unnecessary but for me its just a piece of joke..just go straight to the joke, don't think bout something else [though u may have..haha]..so, enjoy..

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Did you get the joke? if u didn't it shows how naive you are....good 4 u!!!

*ps: this story is not mine at all, I had copy and paste it WITH the approval of the owner of a blog..dunno where he get this funny shit but I dun care ;-)..

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BODOH, BIJAK, KURANG AJAR???

Korang kenal x Nora Danish?..haa,bkn pasal die pon ni..ahaha[lawak man ye]..nk kongsi cite pasal Remy Gailard..klu sape2 yang dah tau,sshhh,wat2 la excited,haha..ni bg y x tahu, Remy ni mamat perancis y suka wat prank kat org..nk kta prank pon x la sngat, wat naye org kot..bnyak je video2 die dlm Utube,da mcm artis dah..penah la die ni wat gila tahap dewa, masa 2002 Coupe de France (cup utk football di perancis), ms tgh2 org dok angkat piala ramai2, die nyamar masuk padang jadi player jgk..bijak..prank2 die ni,klu kite tgok mmg lawak, tp y terkena kompem sakit ati, blh bawak gaduh pun kann..nk kata die ni bijak, ak x stuju, bodoh pn x stuju, tp y pasti terhibur la dgn video2 die..sbb hati kering, wat macam2 kat public..haha..

ahaa, die punye motto hidup is, C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui ("It is by doing whatever, that one becomes whoever...")..layan slh satu video bangang remy neh.,cantekk perangai.

DON'T BE SAD (^_^)

Entry kali ni ditujukan kpd seseorang tp semua pn blh bace,x mrh pn..hee..utk pengetahuan anda2 semua, kami menguruskan blog ini bersama [walaupun xde ape2 lagi kan..wakaka]. Nak dijadikan ceritanya, admin sorang lagi dah bersusah payah dok mengedit mendecorate blog ni,aku sesedap nasi goreng tom yam je ubah balik,mcm hak persendirian je..huhu..aku saje je carik2 dlm tenet template2 y berkenan, jumpa install je la..x patut pn aku wat gituh..sorry ye"anda". N becoz of that, i dedicate this just for you...

A Rose For You

As sure as the moon is in the sky

As sure as the ocean is between you and I

As sure as two hearts that touched across the sea

I offer truth from my heart to you from me

A heart that you've touched

In such an amazing way

A touch that doesn't seem to go away

I offer you a rose

Each petal an apology

With three words that stem

from the deepest part of me

I am sorry

SOMETHING ABOUT ME..haha..got it?

wakakaka...

FIRST XI...

Utk entry kali neh, pasal bola..haaa..nak dikatakan aku ni pemain bola sepak, mmg x..tapi aku suke main nya pun kan..tgk?aaaamatlah suke tgk bola..dikira addicted jgk la..x kesah la x reti main pn, asalkan ambe bahagia..haha..mcm makhluk2 lain jgk,aku minat certain2 footballers..klu y da taraf2 legend, Zidane definitely will be my choice..mmg bg aku die terbaeks la..bsides him, I will choose Maldini..no nonsense defender, great tackler n great leader..but, entry kali xmo ckap pasal legends [x bcakap pn,tulis], tpi player yang still main..there are from several clubs around the world..so here's my first 11 of mine..ooh,btw, formation 4-5-1..

GK: Joe Hart

A young Englishman who is currently play for Man City..A very good keeper with bright future ahead..pmain muda lagi, tp dah bagus..nk dikatakan la,kalo tgk position city kat liga, bnyk depend pd performance hart ni..kalo die kat arsenal kan bagus...wakaka

CB: Nemanja Vidic

A very3x hard man..jenis yang mmg cuak nk go toes to toes..huh..tackle baek, bola on air baek..mmg pakej lengkap la utk jadi defender..x takut org, kalo nk block shot,xdan kaki rusuk pn die bagi..superb..

CB: Rio Ferdinand

Haaa, ni player favourite aku gak neh..skang da kurang bagus sbb injury n age factor..tp die ttp bg influence y baik utk team..1st football player y ak minat..mase die kna gantung sbb kes dadah 8 bulan, Man United mmg truk,position tgh2 table kot..time die balik, trus mantap..dts why..perfect match for Vidic at the heart of defensive area..

FBL: Leighton Baines

Player lama y baru naik n baru ak nk minat..main ntok Everton, baines mmg antara letf back terbaik kat EPL..slain dari ability to tackle n defend, free kick die power..perghh baik bak hang..haha..

FBR: Bacary Sagna

Org kate bia x ensem tapi bagus..ni haa abg Sagna kita..skali tgk ada mcm predator,2x tgk mmg sah2 la predator..pahal la ko wat rmbut gitu Sagna weh..huh..tp ap2 pn, mmg ak suke die main..laju, tackle pn ok, crossing baik..mase awal2 masuk Arsenal,tros take over RB position n bertahan smpi skarang..keep up a good job Bacary.

DM: Gennaro Gattuso

Seorang player yang "gila" and give everything on pitch..dats him, Gattuso..zman kegemilangan beliau da lpas, tp masih bermain lg..klu ms tahap trbaik dlu, defender boleh goyang kaki je, x lepas dgn die ni..satu midfield die conquer..even the best player, CR7 pn x ley wat apa masa C.League 2006 if x mistaken..

AM: Samir Nasri

Fleet footed player..enjoy to watch and skill full..bgi aku,pling suka tgk nasri main..penah tgk kupu2 terbang x, mcm tu la nasri main..smooth je cra dia..utk masa skrg player pling ak suka..season ni [2010/2011] is season terbaik dia..n the good news is he is a Gunner..haha

CM: Jack Wilshere

1st time muncul masa pre-season last year..scored in Emirates Cup but then loaned to Bolton..mmg die blaja bnyak kot kat Bolton sbb season ni regular for Arsenal team n got call up for his country..proved a great footballer, even vs the best team barcelona..he's MOTM for 1st leg..dpt pujian melangit drpd semua n mmg bakal the best la..show no fear utk fight anyone [fight football la]..guess what, he's only 19..

LW: Gareth Bale

Drpd left back ke left winger..peningkatan Bale mmg mcm meteor la,laju dan cepat..dr surut ke pasang..mmg dh minat lama dh, since he was at southampton lagi dh..masuk buku wisel pasal free kick y ala2 Beckham..tapi turning point to his career is when he scored hatrick against Inter Milan..memperbodohkan bek kanan trbaik dunia,Maicon..classy..

RW: Arjen Robben

Dapat gelaran "glass man" psal slalu injured, tpi if he fit, don't play2..mengelecek dh mcm kita mkn nasik dah..bantu Belanda ke final world cup africa, aku rasa skang ni die la RW y aku suka..hmm,msti rmi y kata cristiano/messi/nani/giggs/whoever la lagi bgus dr both my chosen winger, BUT, ini first 11 ak..hehe..sory k..

ST: Thierry Henry

Wlupn dah smpi thap legend, tp sbb faktor dia still lg main utk klab, so ak pilih ide la..HENRY.. mmg player y mnakjubkan lah pun kann..dulu klu ada je nmpak nama die dlm team sheet, msti lwan gentar..rekod gol pn superb,smpi ratus2 gol..all time favourite striker in Highbury/Emirates..jatuh career die time masuk barcelona, mcm biase lah, barca suke rosakkan player arsenal kan..haha [sory k barca fan,but its proven]..

So,this is my XI..ad lagi y minat tpi stakat ni,blh fikir dyorang ni je..sape y stuju angkat tgn,sape x stuju sila2 la listkan ur XI k..with pleasure ;-)

SUZURAN'S GRADUATE BUFFALO!

hah,1st entry aku..sape2 y da tgk muvie crow zero 1&2 tau la ape tuh suzuran..main point nk higlightkan dalam entry ni is, "bersatu teguh bercerai roboh" atau dlm bhs latin die "2gether we stand divided we fall"..cite die cenggini, ank seladang kot, kene aqiqah dgn singaS [sbb ade dlm 5 eko kot]..mak bapak x ckup tnah lari..dlm nk kene qeqah tu, kene lak ngan buaya,mmg x la..haha..ni mmg da mcm tlepas mlut singa msuk mlut buaya la..tapi, bile dah ketetapan dr tuhan kate die x mampos hr tuh,x mampos gak..korang layan la sndiri video neh..sumber utube ye..wakaka.

Pencuci mulut

Aku open blog ni dgn Alhamdulillah syukur pd ALLAH..ntah tetibe nk wat blog kan..blog ni pasal mende???pasal mende2 j la y ak rase nk post..ap y ak rsa menarik tu,ak post..y tertarik tu nanti,time kaseh..hehehe..nk speaking??sikit2 la, nti silap grammar kang,ade y marah plk..okeh..xmboh narat lagi awal2 ni..takat ni je..n utk pengetahuan, "narat" is merapu dalam BM formal ye..sekian.